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  • myimmiv
    02-25 02:50 PM
    Note - This has been posted in the regular forum also. Re-posting it here to get an attorney perspective.

    I just wanted to throw this out there, since I did not get any definite answer from any forums.

    When in need for I-485 issues, who is better to contact - Congressman or Senator.

    I just want to know the pros and cons of each and maybe this analysis will help others down the line.

    Points to note are:
    1. There are more congressman in a particular state than senators. There are only 2 senators in a state.

    2. Senators are more powerful than congressman (not sure that this power applies for talking to USCIS or not)

    3. Senators and congressman have different terms in office. Hence is it better to contact someone who is going to stay longer, or someone who is up for election soon and hence may help.

    4. For a particular USCIS case, can we contact both congressman and senator at the same time. Is this good.

    Can members throw some light on this based on their prior experience and based on their knowledge.

    Thanks in advance.





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  • gimme Green!!
    03-31 01:28 PM
    Did anyone get their 140 approved from Vermont?
    My 140 and 485 were filed late July 07 in Nebrasks and I got notices stating the 485 was transferred to Texas and 140 was being processed in Vermont.
    The Vermont processing time for 140s has been stagnant at April 2006 for a long time.
    Wondering if anyone has any updates on this.
    Thanks in advance.





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  • fromnaija
    09-08 11:57 AM
    Reduce the employment-based immigration backlog — DHS QHSR Discussions (http://www.homelandsecuritydialogue.org/dialogue2/immigration/ideas/reduce-the-employment-based-immigration-backlog)





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  • Horace Jones
    07-15 09:12 AM
    I agree that option B is the correct choice. They are looking for you to have a stable residency, so having it established as the application time nears makes the most sense. Still, I would consult with an expert or an attorney if you have the opportunity.



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  • sandy_anand
    04-08 11:01 AM
    Thanks for the effort! Much appreciated.





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  • GCVivek
    03-29 05:13 PM
    There is no 6-year H1B visa. There is only 3-year H1B visa that can be renewed again for a total of 6-years stay on US soil. If you have spent 5 years on US soil and your tourist visa visits add ip to say 5 months, you still have 7 months on your H1B term. Even if you get a new visa it will be only for 7-months validity. Sometimes, USCIS makes a mistake and issues new 3-year visa but that is a gamble. Why not just stay off-US soild for a few months?

    I left the US for good after spending around 5 years on H1-B sometime last year and have only made entries on tourist visa. Can I apply for a new 6 year H1-B quota since leaving the H1-B status last year or will I have to spend 1 year outside since the last tourist visa entry ?



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  • LondonTown
    04-26 07:37 AM
    Some officers add 10 days to I797s date some do not. It is not an error, you are good.





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  • juhis
    06-14 06:11 PM
    My case is a bit different.
    I have a 485 filed by a company for future employment.

    Right now my Priority date became current for my current employer and that labor and I140 are approved.

    So can we file multiple 485's with USCIS or do we need to cancel the other 485 to file new 485 with my current employer.

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  • gauravster
    12-23 06:29 PM
    169000 prosecutions, from estimate 12 million illegals. Lets see, around 0.01% !!! And please note the headline "IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT THROUGH THE ROOF"
    Another biased article designed to garner support for illegal immigration while trying to lull others into thinking that there is a crack down against illegals!!!

    169000 out of estimated 12 million is actually more than 100 times what you show it as 0.01%. It is close to 1.4%.





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  • JunRN
    07-18 03:39 AM
    Yes, the numbers are fixed. Therefore, those who filed in July and August, which were not given number from FY2007 will get from FY2008. And that would be too many for countries like India and China.



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  • sriteam
    03-10 01:53 PM
    Not sure why the below news did not get the required focus on IV. Pardon if already posted.


    WSJ Key to Prosperity: Fix Immigration Policies, Says Dallas Fed - Key to Prosperity: Fix Immigration Policies, Says Dallas Fed - Real Time Economics - WSJ (http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2011/03/10/key-to-prosperity-fix-immigration-policies-says-dallas-fed/)

    U.S. needs immigration boost of high-skilled workers
    Report: U.S. needs immigration boost of high-skilled workers - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/03/09/texas.fed.immigration/index.html#)





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  • chanduv23
    05-01 01:31 PM
    Use a good lawyer who can help with interpretation. USCIS has been flexible about the "same or similar" job thing , unless the jobs are entirely in a different occupation.

    I would suggest "use an Attorney to Draft this response"



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  • nashorn
    08-09 03:00 PM
    It looks to me that only those who had their case filed by atternoy are getting receipts and cash encashed. Tell me I'm wrong or right by posting your case status.





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  • pappu
    06-25 11:05 AM
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  • senthil1
    03-02 05:19 PM
    If you spend more than 1 year and if you do not have approved I140 then you will be subject to H1b quota. I am not sure about it but I heard about this

    Hi,

    My H1B Visa expires in Aug 2009 (it was after first extension, till date i have already consumed 3 years 6 months in US). I have following questions,

    1. After filing the extension next month, Can I leave to India immediately after getting the receiept (before approval). I might plan to come back to US after a year or so! I will be working at offshore for the same company.

    2. If i leave a gap of 365 days, would i regain full 6 years after my re-entry in USA with the existing Visa itself?

    I am very sorry if this is a repeated question, i did spend ample time investigating this query and then decided to post this in a thread.

    Thanks,
    Vibav





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  • austinsamb
    08-14 12:01 PM
    Yes, you can use same AP document for multiple entry/stampings, the second time CBP stapled a paper to the original so they can keep stamping and the new paper. Now this additional document had columns and rows set for 12 more stampings, any link to the memo that says only 6 entries per AP?



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  • phxhyd
    09-30 01:45 AM
    Company A would not do H1 extension as B & A belong to the same group. A is the old company & B is the new company. That is how the GC was filed through B.
    The H1 petition was filed by employer directly and the RFE is now handed over to an Attorney. This company had RFE’s in the past for their employees & the Attorney replied well and their H1 got approved. The RFE is related to employer except the following two on my self.
    Education Evaluation – Can provide
    Original Documents – Here is the exact wording:
    Provide the original degree and transcripts the beneficiary received from xyz University. Do not send additional photocopies. Do not send an original document different then the one from which the photocopies were obtained.

    Question: If I send the original documents, how would I get them back? Please post comments! Also why USCIS is interested in my graduation doc’s rather then post graduation?

    As company A would not extend my H1, I’m thinking to have company C transfer my H1 so that if B’s H1 gets denied then I’ll have an option to join C.





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  • sreeni78
    03-03 09:11 AM
    Including skills.





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  • aperregatturv
    09-05 11:38 AM
    Before i begin let me say its my mistake :(

    My EAD expires Oct 08 and my lawyer sent me the forms to file in and send it back to him to be filed in Aug 08. But it was delayed by me till last week and was filed yesterday. what are my chances of getting EAD and continue working. In June 08 i went to India and came back using AP so i am not in H1 (i assume).

    what should i do if i dont get EAD approved before oct 08?

    Thanks:confused:





    cooldudesfo
    12-22 12:22 AM
    Hi,

    Need quick suggestion:

    Company A filed for GC. Labor and I-140 was approved. I-485 was filed during July 2007.

    I changed employer in June 2009; replied to RFE and filed AC21 in July 2009.

    I came to know that my GC sponsring company is going to close the company soon. My current immigration attorney is suggesting that if that happens; and if INS came to know that GC sponsring company is closing down, they will revoke my I-140.

    Is it true? I thought after AC21 is invoked; whatever happens to GC sponsring company, it will not impact my GC application in any way.

    Please advice.

    V





    maristella61
    05-01 05:52 PM
    what's up with that !?!:confused:



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